Saturday, July 15, 2006

Freaky Friday

I'll make this a brief one, since I'm about to head over to play slots at the Hard Rock.

Met a guy at a porno shop (yeah, that got your attention bitches). We have a mutal friend in the counter person, that's all. Anyway, I go down the beach at sunset with him and take his photo. Unfortunately, we got there late and I only got off a few shots before we had to pack it up. We're gonna try again on Sunday. One of the two good shots:


So, I drop him back home, go home and walk Doggie only to pass out in front of Stargate. Wake up in the middle of the night and Doggie is yakking on my pillow. Get up to change it and realize she's yakked all over the bed. End up going to Gateway Laundromat where I interrupt some amateur filming in progress. Now, I'm not sure what they were filming since two of the girls are dressed up as sex kittens and the third girl is a dominatrix. Took a couple photos, walked past the Schubert (hey, I'm single and like to mingle) and end up chatting with an insane American Indian bisexual who is drunk as hell and keeps asking me if I have any change and if I want a swig of his Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Okay, get the fuck outta there and on the way back home, pass this cute guy walking. He gives me a look, I think "U-Turn!" and drive around the block to get back to him when he reaches the next corner. I get there and don't see him. Suddenly he steps outta the bushes buck naked! Now, this is one freakin' block off Sunrise and not exactly a very quiet street. Okay, cute, nicely equipped and gave me a good view of his bootie which was just right. I just said, "Later man" and thanked God for the good jackoff material. Yeah, I've done it here, there and everywhere with a significant fraction of the world's male population. Still, even I'm not gonna plow some guy who strips naked in the streets to pick up guys at 1 in the morning!

Anyway, got a kind a good shot on a 30 second exposure coming home. Take a look and enjoy if it is your type of thing. If I win big, I'll buy you all a hotdog :-)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Patric. I have not talked to you in a long time. It sounds like you are doing ok with the exception of all of the yakking. I am glad to hear the ok part.

If you win it big, i don't really need a hotdog :)

Have an outstanding day.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Nick Moretti said...

Can it be a low fat veggie hot dog?

1:27 PM  
Blogger PornForPatric.net said...

Hey Kevin! You can get water, since you don't drink coffee, tea or soda.

RJ, would you like that on a no-fat, gluten free, soy flour bun?

4:26 PM  

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